Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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