Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
