Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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