I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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