We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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