I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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