She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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