ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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