He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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