This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
