So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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