I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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