she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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