Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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