yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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