belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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