So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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