i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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