farters have to be the big spoon...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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