I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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