Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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