dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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