I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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