now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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