Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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