Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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