He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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