Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm really busy with my period
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