Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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