if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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