omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
