Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Bring me that man meat
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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