i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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