I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
this is an emotional support booty call
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
