He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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