Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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