Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"it" just moved
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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