I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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