I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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