What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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