I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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