Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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