you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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