just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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