This girl is more easily done than said...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
