Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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