WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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