Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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