I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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