Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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