I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
