Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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