Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I love you. Go after that dick
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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