Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
