I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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